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02 May 2013

Obama Declares May "Mental Health Awareness Month." Is Your Elected Official Aware They're Completely Mental?

Are you aware that May is National Mental Awareness Month?

Barack Obama, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in him by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, proclaimed May 2013 as National Mental Health Awareness Month; and called upon citizens, government agencies, organizations, health care providers, and research institutions to raise mental health awareness.

Is someone you know aware they're completely mental?

Are you completely mental?

How about your elected officials? Do they know they're completely mental?

Let's examine the warning signs:

If your elected official introduces a bill to make satire a crime, they're probably mental.

If your elected official waxes philosophic about the world without balloons while speaking to the United States House of Representatives, they're probably mental.

If your elected official claims climate change may lead women to prostitution, they're probably mental.

If your elected official thinks new internet sales taxes is a good idea, they're definitely mental.

And finally, if your elected official tries to ban soft drinks, they're completely mental and they need your help.