BREAKING: King Eddie the Long Winded Re-Establishes Georgia as Royal Colony

Shortly after ascending to the throne at an elaborate ceremony held in Lithonia, Bishop Eddie Long --now known as King Eddie the Long Winded-- claimed lordship over all these lands and re-established Georgia as a royal colony under his dominion.

Not since the 1700s has Georgia been under the rule of a king. It is now expected that all laws passed by the General Assembly must receive royal assent before becoming effective.

His Majesty, Eddie the Long Winded, has declared that his regnal name shall be styled, His Majesty, Eddie the Long Winded, by the grace of God, of Georgia and of His other Realms and Territories, King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.