If not, then let me just say that I'm 25 and still alive.
Let me also point out that I have five years left on the clock to complete my goal of seeing all 50 states before I turn 30.
In case you're wondering, I've been to every state east of the Mississippi River with the exception of Maine, Michigan, Ohio and Wisconsin. The furthest west I've been is Colorado and I'm still trying to find an excuse to visit my uncle who lives in Hawaii.
So with that out of the way, let's get back to politics, shall we?